LOL: Ted Cruz Just Received The Most Intense Beard Compliment Known To Man
chicksonright.com - 01-11
There’s an article in the Jerusalem Post titled, “Is The Key to Middle East Peace Ted Cruz’s Beard?” I think we all know that the obvious answer is YES. He should’ve grown the beard a long time ago. Like, back in 2016. He totally would’ve performed better in the primaries. He’s got those Captain America Nomad vibes.