It's true what the say: Kids say the darndest things. But they also do the darndest things. (The weirdest, most bizarre, hilarious, and sometimes disgusting things.) Sidney Anderson, who runs the Facebook page Someone Hold My Beer, knows this all too well. The Milledgeville, Georgia, mom says her daughter Blakely is rather witty, despite being all of 4 years old, and she's used to laughing at all her shenanigans. Still, nothing could have prepared her for the "trauma" of what happened last week, after Blakely handed her an ice cream cone she no longer had use for.