Olive Garden to America: Drop Dead

Grub Street - 08-12

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In what can only be described as a nihilistic bear hug for a burning world, Olive Garden has announced something it calls a “Lifetime Pasta Pass.” Now you can finally enter an endless well of Alfredo sauce as the Olive Gardener beckons you: “Come and eat pasta with us, Danny. For ever, and ever, and ever.”