News Break

It's Another Morning in America Where Trump Is Accusing People of 'TREASON!' on Twitter

Yahoo! - 05-17


Every day the President of the United States wakes up and binges on television, rage tweets about what he sees, and hopes the Fox & Friends geniuses will put his tweets up on the screen so he can see himself on the teevee. We have accepted this as a fact of life: the president is a Fox News Grandpa trapped in a symbiosis of stupid with a right-wing cable network that is continually melting his brain. Sometimes, if there's a big story in the news that he doesn't want people to talk about anymore, the President of the United States will accuse some people of TREASON. We have accepted this also.