‘Flaming Land Shark’ Discovered in Grand Canyon

tetongravity.com - 07-21

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The rare species (Ignis Terra Pistris) emerges out of hiding to greet a rafting party in the upper reaches of the Grand Canyon. Grand Canyon National Park — Biologists were shocked, and a little disturbed, Thursday after a rafting party in the Grand Canyon reported the first-ever confirmed sighting of the elusive, often-rumored, Flaming Land Shark.

Who is it?••• -: Don't you just love satire, especially when you understand it's just that 😉😁••• -

Turd Ferguson: Couple in middle just finished a b.j.

SunnysidePatriot: Definitely not news worthy

User from CA: Lol

Mesotattoed: I wuz thar!! I SEENT it...

Comments

Bryan Livingston - 10 days ago
scientists have deduced it was rather chunky specimen from having consumed so much Miller Light, which is not a native source of nourishment for indigenous land sharks in the lower canyon regions
Russ Penn - 11 days ago
I missed something or just had to of been there? makes no sense to me
Leah Morgan - 18 days ago
WhT satire? I thought after Charlie Hebdo that satire was banned.
User from FL - 18 days ago
I always wondered what the fun was all about at the bottom of the Canyon!
José Ferrer III - 20 days ago
immaturity at its finest, deserved my say so. classless reporting.
Jimmy Conner - 25 days ago
THIS BELONGS ON CNN
Kay Priest - 26 days ago
So a naked guy lit up a fart, what's new or interesting about that?
PlatinumBell - 27 days ago
bacteria poisoning, shoot the boot, lol, Im lost.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glenda Sue Peugh Hampton - 27 days ago
wtf
Mesotattoed - 07-22
I wuz thar!! I SEENT it...
Turd Ferguson - 07-22
Couple in middle just finished a b.j.
SunnysidePatriot - 07-22
Definitely not news worthy
Who is it?••• - - 07-22
Don't you just love satire, especially when you understand it's just that 😉😁••• -
User from CA - 07-22
Lol
Malachi Mendez - 07-22
Hahahahahaha

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