Why Are All These Adults Not Wearing Condoms??? An Investigation

Vice - 03-25

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This article originally appeared on VICE US. Last summer, I met an elementary-school teacher at an insufferable Upper East Side bar. Within moments of registering his Montenegrin accent, I decided I wanted to have sex with him. Cut to the next scene: We're fooling around on his bed—actually, the pull-out couch at his brother's place. (We were both going through things.)