As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch

McSweeney's - 04-22


Look alive, contributors! I know you got into this industry wanting to be journalists and talk to creators, but Avengers: Endgame hits theaters this week. That means we can either run five more pieces on theories on what fans think could happen with the movie or one well-researched article with quotes that say nothing for fear of “spoilers.” Don’t give me one article on what Kevin Feige IS thinking, give me four on what he MIGHT BE thinking. Speculate. Do NOT investigate.